Cemetarium is the
number one event that I’m always looking forward to check out with The Season
Pass gang. The event is amazing,
entertaining, and really close to my house.
Plus everybody that helps run that place is freaking awesome.
We went the first
night of the Full Scare events and we were told that some of the special
effects weren’t working yet and they would continue to add things throughout
the month. So that being said, you can
bet your ass I’ll be there again later this month. Because our trip through Cemetarium this year…WAS
AWESOME!
PSYCHO CIRCUS
Okay friends, what
is up with Clowns and why are they at everybody’s haunt? The weekend before, we went through a couple
of haunts where clowns were covered in blood killing people. Robert told me that if they took real clowns
that were funny and then put them in insane situations, that would be scarier
than anything.
Then we go to
Cemetarium, AND THAT’S WHAT THEY DID!!
There was this one clown, brought to creation by Mr. Randy, that
honestly made us nervous. The first time
we saw him, he stared at us and ran his bat against the fence as he slowly
walked over to us. Robert, being the
protective elder that he is, pushed me forward and told me to go and make a
friend. Well, this is where Mr. Helsel
started messing around with us with crazy laughter, jumping, dragging along
that damn bat of his.
When we entered
Psycho Circus, Randy was ready. He was
coming after me, until he realized that Robert was the screamer of the group,
and he left me behind to mess with “ROBERT.”
In all honesty, I don’t really remember the first part of the maze. Why?
Because the majority of the maze was going through these “white, then
black, then white” sheets. It was so
disorienting that I got lost very easily.
The clowns kept saying “wrong way”, “white, then black, then white”, “wrong
way I said.” It drove me nuts. When we finally got through the white, then
the black, then the white, one clown said “wrong way” and the group turned
around and headed back. Not realizing
that we were almost at the exit, which I was told later. Around and around we went, how to get out,
nobody knows.
When we went from
white to black to white, then white to black to white, then white to black to
white a third time I disconnected from the group in an attempt to find my way
out. It was truly driving me nuts. When I finally did, I went to find the group
only to scare another clown, who didn’t see me escape.
That maze was so
freaking awesome, full of laughs, frustration, and joy that I would recommend
it for everybody. My face hurt after
words because I was laughing so hard. It’s
everything Robert wanted…and we were just beginning.
CEMETARIUM
Cemetarium has the
same front as before, but whatever they did inside was insane. The maze is SOOOO long, that I’m not sure what
the walk through is, which is why I can’t wait to do it again. But the clowns decided to follow us through
this maze too. And in every room, all we
heard was “Robert…oh Robert”; “Hey, something smells, it really stinks…oh, HI
ROBERT”; “Hmm, Robert smells good.” And
on , and on it went.
Doug’s sister Callie
is hiding in this maze and we were all looking forward to seeing her in
makeup. She jumped out at us at one
point then ran ahead, then snuck up on Robert to get a scare.
The environments are
all incredible: Christmas time, chain link imprisonment, rooms to a house, and
some barrel walk ways to name a few. I
don’t remember many mechanics going on do to those dang clowns constantly
entertaining us, and I do mean entertaining because my face hurt even worse
with all the laughing we did in that maze.
So I’m looking forward to return to see what else Cemetarium can bring
me.
Forgot one thing,
the lady with the screaming doll was freaking awesome. LOVE that doll. She actually came out with us and we got to
spend some time with her. Would love to
have that puppet for trick or treating to scare the kiddies with. Randy’s clown also joined us, and he liked to
sniff Robert’s hand. LOL, that night was
good times.
CONCLUSION
This is really an
early review of one of the best haunts in Sacramento. Please check them out and show your
support. These guys are great and I’m
sure I’ll be getting more surprises throughout the month. Sadly, Randy left the production the night we
were there and went home. But there are
tons more scareactors who do an amazing job.
UP NEXT….GREAT AMERICA’S HAUNT
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